Monday, February 9, 2009

Cake

Hey Family,

Life in Joaçaba keeps on coming. To answer your question Mom: Yes it stopped raining; no it’s not cool and fresh. My companion, Elder West, is not an ENORMOUS kid. 6’0” 170 lbs. Everyday by lunch he looks like he’s melting. This last week we were up over 100 degrees with far too much humidity. That wouldn’t have been so bad if we didn’t do 4 hours of service at the Branch President’s house. Elder West was helping the President Edilar break up the rock bed underneath the house using a variety of hammers, chisels, and a jack hammer. I went solo with a pick axe, a shovel and a wheel barrow to level out the top of a hill to park his car. I wish I could send pictures but I can’t seem to find my card reader after the last transfer. Basically President Edilar’s house is built on a hill a little bit taller than ours, but instead of completely leveling out the ground, Brazilians build 12 foot concrete pillars/legs/poles to hold the house up. AS such we are clearing what appears to be dirt and chunks of tectonic plate away from the front of the hill to build a ramp and, subsequently, a driveway to where he can park his car under the house. If I could send pictures you’d probably understand a lot easier, but it looks like you’ll have to wait until May to see pictures. Then again, if you want I can get my pictures burned on to a CD and mail that to you, but it would probably only get home a month before me. What do you think?

Ben Fielding is going to Colorado Springs? If he gets to the mission field before the end of May he needs to go and give Elder Lewis a hug for me. He’s a buddy from BYU that I’ve lost contact with. Go figure. 2 years with everybody on different continents and we lose track of each other.

Spencer won’t be home in May? He always has been a slacker. He excited about the new year with the Bills? We got potential to take the Eastern Conference this year? How is Collie expected to do in the draft? Is Max still the go-to guy at BYU, or have his “big game heroics” caused the coaching staff to rethink an option offense with Covey or Nielson at the helm? What are the chances that Jordan Richardson comes back from the mission and starts making an instant impact on the team at DE?

Sorry Mom, no postcards yet. We can’t seem to find any in this city if all else fails I’ll have to get one this weekend when we get to do a little bit of traveling. I hope no one will get too offended with a card that’s no from my current area. I’ll keep you guys posted.

This last week we had Cake night in the branch. Sacrament attendance has been around 60-70 people, so we were hoping to boost things. We had a competition between the members for the “Most Delicious” “Most Creative” and “Most Beautiful” cakes, with the prizes being homemade chocolate chip cookies. To mix things up we each made our own cakes to compete. Unfortunately by the time we finished the cookies I didn’t have a whole lot of time to make my cake. I had planned on making a “Better than Basketball” cake, but it didn’t work out so hot. I’m not sure if it was because we’d already had the oven baking cookies and cakes for 5 hours, but the cake turned out to brownies. The caramel topping I bought ended up tasting like molasses (so I didn’t us it) and the cream I bought to make homemade whipped cream died. I watched as Elder West made perfect cream for his cake and then when I opened the first pack of cream I’d bought the same day it had already spoiled. The “back-up” pack I bought had already turned to nasty, clumpy butter. As such, w ran to the store to buy one more pack. I opened it, tossed it into the bowl, added the sugar and after about 90 seconds of hitting with the whisk it turned into butter. It was one of the most frustrating days of my life but we still had 12 cakes to be judged and 61 people to finish up the masterpieces.

2 more transfers, 2 more zone conferences, 3 more interviews, plenty of time to make a difference.

The sun is out, the heat is here to stay, and I’m fine so stop worrying about me.

Enjoying Leftovers,
Elder Haws(mo)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Portuguese 101‏

Hey Family,

Portugal? Portugal? PORTUGAL!!!!!!!

Congrats little guy. You’ll love it. I think. The Portuguese that you’ll be speaking on the “continent” is pretty different from the language the people here know as “Brazilian”. Fortunately, the further south you go in Brazil, the more Portugal-ish the Portuguese gets. It will be REALLY weird to switch from Spanish to Portuguese but as soon as you get the first “eye-opener” you’ll be fluent and training.

Spanish --->Portuguese
Yo Eu (think the letter “a” and the letter “o”… aye-oh)
Soy Sou (think “sew” pants or seeds)
Tu Tu
El Ele (the letter “l” and “e”)
Ella Ela (the letter “l” and the sound “uh”)
Nos Nós
Vos Vós
Hablar Falar
Ser Ser
Estar Estar

Go get ‘em tiger. We’re all proud of you.

May 17th we speak? June 3rd he leaves? Sounds like we’ll be playing ball together for 4 weeks. Right as soon as I make my first RM jump shot we’ll be shipping you off to Provo.

Jenny, the boys want to know if I will play with them after the mission? Tell them I’m looking forward to it. If I have any free time at school I’ll be there distracting them away from their homework. I will quickly become the favorite uncle once again.

This morning we went to the neighbor city to play basketball and soccer with about 8 primary kids. The baskets were about 12-13 feet tall, so there were very few baskets made… by the kids. After basketball we switched over to soccer. Man, 8 year old Brazilian kids are pretty good with a ball at their feet. Two kids (eight and ten years old) beat Elder West and me by one goal. They won with a header by the 8 year old. It was the best goal that I’ve witnessed so far on my mission.

It’s amazing how the Lord is willing to bless us. Each of the last three days we’ve managed to teach one AWESOME lesson each day (along with other good ones). It’s remarkable to notice how whenever we put in the extra effort, the Lord pours the spirit out in the lesson. All we have to do is keep going when it’s hot, knock a certain door one more time, or have a little extra patience with a family that’s returning to the church and the Lord will prepare the miracle. If we desire to have fun, spiritual experiences, the Lord will give them to us.

The sun is out, the branch wants an activity, and I’m fine so stop worrying about me.

Pondering Portugal,
Elder Haws(mo)

Monday, January 26, 2009

P-Day= P(arty) Day‏

Hey Family,

Don’t worry. The rain stopped. The 100 degree sun came back. Elder West and I have been burned. We are a “little” burned. Good times.

My birthday day was pretty relaxed. Wednesday we had a branch activity to celebrate all the January birthdays so I got some cake and a little party. Thursday night we got some pizza. Elder West was hoping to make me a real cake, but we were in Videira doing divisions/splits with Elder Pimentel. Elder Pimentel is from the same group as the elder I trained and is now one of the Zone Leaders out here in the west. The kid is POWERFUL. Today we are planning on baking up some cakes and goodies to celebrate my 21 years and Elder West’s one year in the mission.

We have a special responsibility to clean up the house today because we have Zone Conference this week. The mission will be renting a bus to go from Chapeco to Ipomeia and it will pick up our entire zone at our house. This conference is going to be really fun because it will be in the town of Ipomeia. Ipomeia is the birthplace of the church in Brazil. The first chapel in South America was constructed in Joinville, but the first organized meetings were here in Ipomeia. I think the story goes that shortly after the first World War a lot of Germans immigrated to southern Brazil. Among these hordes of Germans was a Mormon family that eventually settled in Ipomeia and opened the doors for the preaching of the gospel in Brazil. Various grand and great-grandchildren of this first family still live in Ipomeia, but I met a lot of others during my time in Navegantes.

Jake is scared of girls? I had never thought that that was his style, but I guess the mission changes people. Greg is going to get his call soon? That would be fun if he opened it Thursday morning. There’s a small chance that you guys could call the President while I’m being interviewed by him. Probably won’t happen. In fact, it would be nearly impossible, but Mom can still believe.

3 more Zone Conferences. Time to buckle down and get the work done. We’re entering the final sprint and I don’t want to get left behind.

The sun is out, the appointments are marked, and I’m fine so stop worrying about me.

Repenting and Readjusting to Sunscreen,
Elder Haws(mo)

PS Is Greg Rydalch still involved in BYU sports?